There is a (semi-alive) flower bed that has large natural rocks piled around it in front of our house. Imagine our surprise when we went out Sunday morning to find that one of those rather large rocks had been removed and dirt was spilling down on to our grass. What the heck???
My thoughts have strayed to the movie "Fun With Dick & Jane" where Dick has no lawn and so he goes around at night cutting out one square from each of his neighbors lawns until his is covered.