MA'AM????? Please, somebody tell me I do not look that old!!! (Sob, sob, sob.)
Some other signs that you might be aging...
- Your mom starts buying you wrinkle cream
- You can't empty the dishwasher without pulling a muscle
- Just watching someone exercising makes you tired
- You've been to the doctor more this year than you have the entire rest of your life
- You are suddenly earning all kinds of store credits for "new or transferred prescriptions"... and the pharmacists all know you by name
- High heels hurt your feet
- You have to set off your car alarm to find your car
- You can't remember what you need at the store unless you have a list
- Metamucil is on that list
- So is hair color... for those who have "hard to cover grey"
- Your birthday cake just set off the fire sprinklers
"Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese." -Billie Burke